{"product_id":"soap-for-a-new-home-funny-soap","title":"Soap for A New Home | Funny Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMmmmmm... Smell that? Yeah, nothing except maybe clean paint and a hint of chocolate chip cookie air freshener. No cat pee, spoiled milk, or the unmistakable stench of sadness. So huff on that baggage-free lifestyle for as long as you can because you’ll be back to wallowing in your own filth soon. New homes are only new for so long. • Trendy Terrarium Scented • Net Weight: 6 oz • Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. • © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. • Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. • Soap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53766923518317,"sku":null,"price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0973\/3541\/1053\/files\/IMG-0411.jpg?v=1787173158","url":"https:\/\/tigermothmercantile.com\/products\/soap-for-a-new-home-funny-soap","provider":"Tiger Moth Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}